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Mountain Jew: Stay Hydrated T-Shirt

Mountain Jew: Stay Hydrated T-Shirt

T-Shirt

Regular price $30
Regular price USD Sale price $30
Sale Sold out

Shipping $4.95 · free on $75+

Color: Athletic Heather
Size

Made to order, so we can’t exchange sizes.

  • Order by Nov 17 for the first night of Hanukkah (Express: Nov 18)
  • Hawaii and Alaska: order by Nov 12 for the first night (Express: Nov 18)
  • Free US standard shipping on orders $75+
  • Misprint or damage? Free replacement or refund. Details
  • Gift-ready: no prices on the packing slip
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  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, pre-shrunk
  • Printed when you order it
  • Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron over the print.

Delivery. Made to order. Estimated delivery: 7–9 days after you order (our print partner's estimate, not a guarantee). Express at checkout: estimated about 4 days (also an estimate). To have it for the first night of Hanukkah (Fri, Dec 4), we recommend ordering by Tue, Nov 17 (with Express at checkout, by Wed, Nov 18); for the last night (Fri, Dec 11), by Mon, Nov 23 (with Express at checkout, by Wed, Nov 25).

Size chart (inches, measured flat). Unisex fit.

Size Length Width (armpit to armpit)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Size & fit

Unisex sizing, measured with the garment laid flat. Compare with a shirt you already love.

Size chart (inches, measured flat). Unisex fit.

Size Length Width (armpit to armpit)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Shipping & returns

Delivery. Made to order. Estimated delivery: 7–9 days after you order (our print partner's estimate, not a guarantee). Express at checkout: estimated about 4 days (also an estimate). To have it for the first night of Hanukkah (Fri, Dec 4), we recommend ordering by Tue, Nov 17 (with Express at checkout, by Wed, Nov 18); for the last night (Fri, Dec 11), by Mon, Nov 23 (with Express at checkout, by Wed, Nov 25).

Shipping is calculated at checkout, and standard shipping is free on US orders of $75 or more (Express, and our real knit sweaters, which ship from our knitting partner, aren't included).

Misprinted, damaged or defective? Email a photo to hello@wearchutzpah.com within 14 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or refund you. Details: Shipping policy · Refund policy.

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